North Central Carpet Cleaning

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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missythemermaid

are you fucking for real

cirquereveur

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

fandombatched

Later

royal-creep

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

male-witch

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

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dailyjackiechan

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

misscokebottleglasses

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

seej500

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

seej500

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue.

The system works, guys.

blackexcellence101

THIS WORKS!!

gg-sugar

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕